Hitler Was Lose
Posted on September 6, 2007
Filed Under Fun Because
I have some friends from Germany. I just was joking with these German. It was not a special topic, because it just a joke.
I ask them, why Hitler lose in his expansions. Each of them tries to make some possible explanations about that. I let them argue each other. I thing it was the exiting explanations. They had done their best part in this small conversation.
For awhile, I stop them. I said that I not really understand the Hitler expansions historically. But I have a good answer for that why question. It is still in a joke scope. Below is my answer.
Does Hitler a German? Yes, he does.
Does Hitler speak English to his compatriot? No, he does not speak English. He speaks German.
So, it just the linguistic problem. How?
In English, the negative imperative order goes like this: Don’t shoot!
In German, it goes like this: Shoot, don’t! (Of course it is in German language).
While Chief in duty said: “Shoot…” the bomb blast and their compatriots didn’t heard the last command “don’t!” They start to shoot while other teams were not ready yet. Their loose their half power cause of that. It is why they were lost.
Imagine this similar situation was happened along Hitler expansions. Finally, Hitler was lose, wasn’t he? 
:)
Use this joke as your brain freshens only and be blessed.
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